Bored as *%&$!
Blast! What do you have to do to get a body around here? *eyes Mandos*Hey...I got some pipe weed....will that help?Hey! What about weed weed?
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As I sit here, pondering my misty state, and pissed that Gandalf got a body before me, that h0r, I realized the need to make some changes to my life. For so long, my desires ruled me...and ultimately...
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OOC: Given my spot-on, God given ability to offend anyone and everyone with my crude language, nasty remarks, and general Trash de Blanche attitude, I thought I'd post an OOC warning about...
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General musings from the void
All of this talk about sex has made me horny. All I can think about is Lúthien. All Lulu, all the time. Any more days like today, and I'm not taking no for an answer. I'll reach up under that tiny...
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What the *%#$ is happening?!
I have no idea what manner of sh!tstorm I have just walked into. Here I am, minding my own business, and next thing I know, Melian is planning a bonding ceremony! WTF?!It's not like I haven't been...
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Strange things afoot...
Could my life get any more complicated?! Of course, I have to admit that most of this mess I brought upon myself.Lulu's bitching about a bonding ceremony and demanding an MPREG. No way is the latter...
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Take a look at this!
While I was digging in a box of junk in the back storage room, I came upon some of Lulu's old things...*grins*I knew Beren was a spaz, but....wow.Here he is, wooing her with his "mating dance." Or at...
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Paybacks
*smirks*Lulu thinks she's going to have the last word in this little game. Wrong. I have a secret weapon that will have her in a puddle.*grins*Revenge is a dish best served cold...and in this case, hot...
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Here we go again
I find myself always giving in to Lulu's demands. Good thing she has a knack for making it worth my while. Princess didn't want to do it on the floor this time, so I found something more comfortable.
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Being reborn isn't always as much fun as one would imagine...especially given the following:1) I only have one change of clothes.2) There is a strange elf in my bed. Emphasis on strange.3) Atarince has...
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Due to some game changes, this LJ will not necessarily be a part of TRGO. Anyone is welcome to rp in this LJ, but be warned that some threads, posts and characters may not fit with the flow of the...
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New game, new players
OC Post - As of today, 3-19-09, this LJ is in the game gondolindrim. Celegorm will be introduced as a character next week.
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Cold and wet is not always fun
I enjoy making a grand entrance, Celegorm: *is stripped down in the tub, happily washing away the last remnents of his duck hunt and wondering what Luthien is doing. He hears a sneeze, feels a rush of...
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Can anyone help a homeless Elf?
Homelessness is a bad thing. Fortunately, Turukano offered a home for me to use, Celegorm: *wanders down the hallway and finds Turgon's door. raps on it lightly with his knuckles* Turukano? Do you have...
View ArticleThe more things change, the more they stay the same.
I went to see Atta last night. It was a nice visit, and I didn't realize how much I had missed him until I walked into that workshop. Oh, the memories...sometimes I wish I had spent more time with him...
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I ventured out to the Spring Festival, or whatever it is that Turu is calling that carnival in the streets of Gondolin. Interesting, though the craftworks being sold could be of better quality, which...
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The more I find out about what I missed while I was gone, the less happy I am about it. I knew half of my family was a little odd, but I didn't realize they were batshit insane. My discussion last...
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While out looking for a new leather coat (the prices are great this time of the year!!) I ran into Artanis and Findulas. I didn't recognize Finny at first. I'll blame the ongoing effects of the sneeze....
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Fun times with the extended family!
There I was, minding my own business, munching on fried chips when all of the sudden Artanis and Gil-Galad descended on me like a swarm of locusts.Artanis: ...I don't even know what mexican food is...
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Puppies!!
Finny and I got puppies! It took forever to choose the right ones. Finny: ...so ada told me I could only have a boy Celegorm: Really? *scratches his chin* I guess because girls can get pregnant. From...
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Hunter is not quite housebroken, but he's trying really hard. At least now he only pees in the bathroom and not on the carpet. I think by the end of the week, he'll be doing great.We met some cats...
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I'm as charming as ever.
I ran into an old friend today. I had forgotten how utterly stunning she was until I heard her hurl insults at the help.Eru, I love a fierce female. Dwim: Gently! We need everything ready for when we...
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